October 2009
34 posts
RIP Shaniqua
christianftw:
(via terrifyingjustice)
FUCK
i dont wanna go to work.
this is gayer than heather.
i really wish i had somebody
to cuddle with right now!
i got judged the other day
for having a tumblr.
i wanna cuddle.
really excited..
im baking a cake for marisol soon ^_^
than something for dave (NOT CAKE)
& then comes natalias birthday cakee!
lmfao
Shannon: so i just wanted you to know that you can send me naked pics. anytime. like the option is there
Me: I hope your kidding
Shannon: Why? Oh sorry, I guess I just interpreted the whole situation wrong. Sorry.
boo
my chubbbys coming backk.
DangerDawayne: Boo..so what's good besides that...u tend to dead my txtsa
Ratcrazy: lol you havent texted me
DangerDawayne: ...word...u never txt me...but what's good u got a man
Ratcrazy: i dont text anybodyy
Ratcrazy: and no
DangerDawayne: Word sounds like a plan..how bout u txt me and we talk about gettin together? K?
Ratcrazy: uhmno
best night i have had
sober.
we took what we thought was gumby tied to the front of a pick up truck
only to discover it was a little stuffed alien and we accidentally ripped the back of its neck
so we took a post it and wrote
sorry for stealing it, we thought it was gumby. since we ripped it, we left you these two cones
and put these two HUGE cones ive had in the back of my trunk for months
(we stole those one...
got my car back
but the inside is completely trashed D;
they hit my neighbors car & dented mine on each side
pink donut
i want one
now D:
oh
and did i mention it was stolen from
RIGHT OUTSIDE OF MY HOUSE !
so my mom
has 2 gay friends, both live with their girlfriends & have some of the walls in their house painted red
my mom sees a picture of one of them, in the room painted red
and goes god, must be something about red walls and gay people
the wall in my room is red
lmfao.
okay, so my fucking car got stolen..
BY FOURTEEN YEAR OLDS
4 of them
these assholes pull over, since the cops were chasing them
get out and run -_-
and i dont get my fucking car back till tomorrow cause its impounded. wtf
FML
i now have 4 lighters, eye drops, a comb and a...
i lovve drunk people
and theyre forgetfullness and clumsiness!
congratulations, you’ve hit the bottom!
ew.
i can't wait to see you..
lmao.
Heather: I told him to rate you, he said 11
Me: 11 ? From what ? 1 - 100 ?
"You'd appreciate him so much more, drunk"
- Shannon
September 2009
20 posts
txtsfrmlstnght:
(314): He just seriously used the word “skeet.” Can we please find another way to get weed?
(1-314): No. Take one for the team.
Madison
threw her hands up in the air today and said
“you gorgeous”
than gave me a big dinosaur hug
& we hid from chickens
and she told me i have ruby eyes
hahaha i love herr!!!
Madison
threw her hands up in the air today and said
“you gorgeous”
than gave me a big dinosaur hug
& we hid from chickens
and she told me i have ruby eyes
hahaha i love herr!!!
xasianseductionx: poor kids if ill have in the future
xasianseductionx: idont cook
xasianseductionx: except for rice
xasianseductionx: with the rice cooker
Ratcrazy: lmao
xasianseductionx: hahhahaha
Ratcrazy: LMFAO
Ratcrazy: some asain, cant even cook rice without the rice cooker !
txtsfrmlstnght:
(812): How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I all scooped myself some nice bowl of icecream
and i dont even want it anymore
-_-
DAVE !
where are you when i wanna tell you something really funny ?!
: sucks in upper lip :
Ratcrazy: naaaaahhhhhhh!
heathersaysmeow: siiiiii!
Ratcrazy: negativeee
heathersaysmeow: fuck me in the butt
omfg
i think im gonna eat all these brownies
before they even get to the people theyre for !
brownie time !